Every day, we make choices that shape the course of our lives. Many of us seek tranquility and contentment in our daily existence, while others are drawn to injecting elements of chaos into the world.
Here are 20 instances where individuals opted for less conventional approaches to navigating life, ranging from stealing dog food to struggling with the concept of using a bin.
“Day 2 of w****** parked in disabled spots. Absolute legend with disability badge has parked in front of them to trap them in.”
This individual is truly making a positive impact! Anyone who occupies a disabled parking space without a genuine need ought to reflect on their actions and consider the impact on those who truly require these accommodations.
“The way my boyfriend’s family store their pizzas.”
The freezing of the item also implies that when they intend to cook it, they’ll need to wait for it to thaw before being able to unfold it once more. Alternatively, they could opt to transform it into a calzone instead.
“This Google review on a small business.”
What an immense squandering of time it was to write this review, benefiting no one involved. Why couldn’t they, perhaps, wait until they had actually experienced this place before expressing their opinions in a review?
“Someone at work labeled the milk as expired instead of throwing it out.”
Perhaps the individual who owns the milk has a tendency to let it spoil, and this review serves as a means of reminding them to remove their neglected milk from the fridge.
Someone dropped a big pile of spaghetti on the ground at the Newark airport and walked away. It sat there for hours because it’s the Newark airport.”
I’m curious about the spaghetti protocol at this airport. I highly doubt it involves leaving your spaghetti unattended on the floor!
“They even outlined it for you…WTF.”
Those lines seemed more like loose guidelines than strict rules, reminiscent of the pirate code. Nevertheless, that wouldn’t deter me from entertaining the thought of smashing the rest of this cake over the head of whoever committed such an act.
“Thieves stole my steering wheel.”
Looks like it’s pouring rain outside, making the walk to work exceptionally unpleasant! Why on earth would someone only steal a car’s steering wheel in the first place?
“How my brother does the dishes and watches YouTube at the same time (his phone is not waterproof).”
Perhaps someone should consider getting this person a waterproof case for their phone. Alternatively, a better solution might be to provide them with an actual stand to use when watching videos.
“Roommate throws away dishes so he won’t have to do them (I bought all our dishes and silverware).”
Dirty and lazy roommates can be a constant source of frustration. One individual’s approach to dealing with such a situation was as follows: “My first roommate at 18 fit this description. One day, I informed him that unless he did his dishes, I would be placing his mattress outside. He didn’t take me seriously. Upon returning home, he found me in the act of pushing his mattress out the door.”
“The way my roommates leave the toilet paper…”
I don’t believe I could just walk away from a toilet roll left in such disarray. Some inner compulsion would undoubtedly drive me to rectify the atrocities that had been committed against it.
“Someone hit my mail box and drove off.”
It’s fortunate that the individual responsible left their ID at the scene, allowing anyone to reach out to them regarding their irresponsible behavior! Additionally, it’s impressive that the mailbox remained so intact despite the ordeal.
“This sticker came off with no glue on it. It all remained on the laptop.”
One particularly peculiar individual suggested, “Put the laptop on your leg and use it to remove hair.” I certainly have no desire for a guided tour of the inner workings of that person’s mind.
“A fruit-fly walked across my chocolate peppermint Pattie as it cooled… leaving foot prints.”
If we’re getting technical, one enthusiast inquired by pointing out:
“Drosophilidea are typically too small to create imprints of that size, unless OP captured a very close-up macro photo. It appears more likely to be imprints left by the proboscis pads of a common housefly. Essentially, it looks like it made a plethora of chocolate kisses.”
“My roommate threw out an entire pack of fresh strawberries because ‘one of them didn’t look good.'”
Goodness, if this person’s roommate had discovered fly footprints on even a single piece of food, they’d likely have disposed of every bit of food in the house!
“Kids are having fun with friends so a neighbor reported to HOA that they must be running a childcare.”
The person who called the HOA must have had one hell of a bleak upbringing to have decided that this was their best course of action.
“People on the sky ride just throw their trash on this roof.”
The sight of the lonely, abandoned bear on the roof is truly heartbreaking. It’s difficult to fathom who could be so heartless as to toss a bear onto the roof in such a manner.
“This clock in my office at 9AM.”
Now I understand that the person who posted this was appalled by the fact that the clock’s hands aren’t aligned directly with 9 and 12. I wasted so much time trying to decipher what the “fractions” next to each letter meant, feeling rather foolish.
“How my roommate chooses to eat his bananas.”
But why would anyone choose to eat bananas like this? Does this person ever finish a banana, or do they just keep cutting halves off random fresh ones? It’s truly befuddling.
“My little brother did this to our dinner after he was told he could not skip swim team.”
Wow, it seems like this guy really, really dislikes going to swim team. But surely there must be a better way to communicate his feelings to his family than by ruining dinner, right? While we all have things we dislike, ruining perfectly good food isn’t the solution.
“I think I married a sociopath. The way my wife uses her magnesium supplements.”
Is there a possibility that this woman is creating a new form of communication using supplement packages? I’ve been attempting to decipher the message for hours. Alternatively, perhaps she simply has a habit of opening her supplements in a particularly vexing manner.
“Biggest letdown I’ve had in a while, tbh.”
Shame on those greedy marker companies. All we wanted was to express ourselves creatively, and what do they do? Squeeze us for every last penny. It’s so infuriating.
“All the weights… just for me!”
Doesn’t this remind you of a squirrel hiding acorns for winter? Someone should photoshop a squirrel tail on this guy and tell me you don’t see the resemblance.
“This woman’s disgusting feet on a cafe table.”
How do we encourage people to keep their shoes on? Any suggestions? Seriously, anything? It feels like as a society, we’re hindered by those who continue to do this.
“Oblivious woman sitting in front of my dad on a 5 hour flight.”
As if flying wasn’t already challenging enough, then you encounter people like this. How does one politely address this situation? Do you offer them a hair tie? Let me know if you ever encounter this issue on your next flight.
“We had a birthday at the office today and our boss insisted on cutting the cake…”
Initially, this cake-cutting attempt doesn’t seem too egregious, but upon closer examination, it becomes evident that this poor cake was quite butchered. I’ll lay claim to the piece that resembles a rectangle!
“This.”
It must be stated: No one wants to hear your music blaring from one of those portable players. Absolutely no one. Not me, not your parents, not your friends, and certainly not random strangers on the street. Please, just leave it at home.
“This hall pass that attempts to make you feel guilty for normal bodily functions.”
Why do teachers make such a fuss when students need to use the restroom? It’s as if they’re shocked every time a student asks to excuse themselves, despite the fact that everyone needs to go at some point. Save the condescending lectures for topics that aren’t related to normal bodily functions.
“Roommate throws away dishes so he won’t have to do them (I bought all our dishes and silverware).”
I understand that nobody enjoys cleaning dishes, but is it truly so unbearable that one would resort to throwing away their dishes every time they needed cleaning? I’m no accounting expert, but that’s bound to add up significantly over time.
“This woman letting her dog eat the food that was given to the stray. I was on the fifth floor and couldn’t say a single thing.”
Either way, what sort of person allows their dog to consume random food left on the street? They should ensure to feed their dog properly while at home!
“12 dumbbells out and he’s playing Candy Crush with the volume up.”
This guy is really putting in work on his workout! Playing Candy Crush can definitely get your heart rate up, which is crucial. Who needs weights when you have video games?
