The world is abundant with brilliant individuals who consistently propel humanity forward, striving to create a brighter future for generations to come. Conversely, there are also individuals who embody the antithesis of this progress.
Now, let’s highlight a collection of amusing instances where more than 15 people exhibit a delightful sense of witlessness, leaving us in stitches with their hilarious antics.
“Today, on pay-per-view…”
In terms of putting one’s money on the line, it would be reasonable to consider the dinosaurs and cavemen as safer bets than many other options available.
“I’m concerned for the man next to me in Starbucks…”
I am uncertain about the specific nature of the novel this individual intends to write, but I sincerely hope that it never comes to fruition.
For The Last Time, No Safety!
“May I join the ship?”
“Certainly. However, you must remove all safety equipment and light a cigarette. Those are the regulations!”
“It sounds peculiar, but I’ll comply!”
“Squirtle to the rescue!”
This concept may appear endearing and imaginative, but it becomes highly problematic when someone foolishly breaks the glass and throws it into the fire, further fueling the flames’ intense anger.
“People…”
Did the individual responsible for this genuinely believe that the issue would vanish by repeatedly urinating on the warning sign? It reminds me of the world government’s approach to climate change reform, which some might say is similarly ineffective. It’s a daring comparison, but it had to be said.
“What can I use this for then?”
Isn’t it evident? This is evidently one of those fashionable chopping boards that people are seeking nowadays.
“I already thought paying someone to hold a sign was ridiculous, and then I see this.”
There’s a strong intuition that this child is on the verge of quitting this job. The expression on their face speaks of impending defeat. And honestly, who can blame them?
“They’re ‘fun’ at that age.”
The fact that the child was left unsupervised long enough to make significant progress through the cement is quite concerning. When a child is near wet cement, it is crucial to ensure constant supervision and monitoring.
“Put them in the oven on purpose to hide them from kids. Forgot about them.”
Hmm, they appear slightly overcooked for my taste. I prefer my game console controllers to have a slightly pinker hue in the middle!
“Lockdown renovations look so easy on Instagram.”
Now, with the addition of go-faster stripes on all your clothes, you’ll undoubtedly become the object of envy among your friends! Well, either that or it might be a sign to consider investing in a new wardrobe.
Dear Lord… Why?
“Hey, Janine, can I inquire about something?”
“Sure, I’m all ears!”
“Janine, that joke wasn’t amusing the first time, nor after it was repeated a hundred times.”
Always Make Sure You Know What Your Kid’s Clothing Says!
Maybe it’s just me, but if I purchased clothes with text on them for my child, I would always take the time to check what it says, irrespective of the language involved.
“Fixed it for you!”
Similar to the notion that kids should never be left unsupervised around wet cement, it seems that kids should ideally never be unsupervised in any situation, according to prevailing wisdom.
“When clients don’t pay for the resources used…”
It would have been more acceptable if they had made an effort to cover up the Shutterstock watermark and conceal their act of theft. This blatant disregard shows a lack of diligence and laziness.
“Apparently 10 cones wasn’t enough of a warning…”
That is extremely unfortunate for the individuals who have been working on this project. It’s important to understand that cones are not placed for the sake of amusement; they serve a purpose. Well, unless someone has a peculiar fascination with cones, that’s an entirely different matter altogether.
“Presumably they’re a medical expert in his field though?”
This reboot of Wuthering Heights, set in a small-town hospital in the 21st century, appears to be far from impressive. It seems to be an oddly specific joke, possibly one of the most excessively detailed ones ever made.
“The reason this slow cooker got returned is interesting…”
It seems that the term “slow cooker” might be more fittingly used to describe the amateur chef who returned this item.
“Donate Bloob Today!”
Undoubtedly, Bloob is seen as the embodiment of life’s blessings. Let us honor the Bloob Queen, our esteemed and magnificent leader. May her reign endure for countless generations, and may her divine floods of Bloob silence the dissenting voices. May the essence of Bloob accompany you always.
“It’s been about 6 months since I put this on a welder at work and no one has said anything. It’s a magnet with sharpie on it.”
The crucial factor to consider is whether people have been rotating it while operating the machine.
“Lady didn’t see the construction apparently.”
Indeed, while there is already a photo of a car getting trapped in concrete on this list, the unique expressions captured on both the woman driving and the worker’s faces make this particular incident special enough to warrant its inclusion.
“Parents call cops when son didn’t come home after half-marathon.”
So, if I understand correctly, his mistake led him to surpass his original goal and achieve something truly remarkable? It makes me wonder why I can’t make mistakes that result in such incredible outcomes.
“My alcoholic neighbor didn’t call a taxi last night.”
The door may have seen better days, but at least the cars appear to be in decent condition. That could be considered a silver lining in this situation, right?
“My wife works at the VA where school kids dropped off cards. The elderly vet that got this one responded: ‘I’m not dead yet!’.”
Not only did he survive, but he also didn’t serve on a spaceship as depicted in this child’s drawing.
“I’ve been living in Italy for a year, and it’s common to see things in English that do not make sense. Today, I found the winner.”
It’s comforting to know that the occurrence of getting nonsensical tattoos in foreign languages is a universal experience.
By the way, I must agree that those shoes are truly remarkable.
