Oh, those adorable souls, those little sausages! In this world, some folks simply refuse to take life too seriously, opting instead to approach it with a hefty dose of humor… or perhaps an entire truckload of it.
With that in mind, why not amuse yourself with 30 individuals who view everyday life as nothing more than a playful side-quest?
“I don’t think the person who made this understands what it means when you put a line through a word like that.”
The police officer appears quietly furious about the outcome of this situation, but having already paid for it, he cannot remove the sign.
“Who needs a harness when you’ve got a couple old couch cushions around?”
One roofer chimed in with their own opinion, stating, “Speaking as a roofer myself, couch cushions are surprisingly effective on roofs. I highly recommend trying them out; if you disagree, you likely haven’t experienced it firsthand.”
“I don’t think a caption is even needed.”
They must have been really committed to forcefully pushing the holder through the toilet roll like that. If only there had been a pre-existing hole for them to utilize!
“PacSun jeans giving me confidence.”
That’s quite a bold statement to make! It’s refreshing to see a pair of jeans providing people with the moral support they need!
“How many companies do you think actually do this?
He totally owns the pink aesthetic! I might even consider “forgetting” my PPE just to wear that pink outfit!
Did They Really Need To Change The Design Of The Stop Sign?
The sign seems to be softly urging me to halt, which isn’t quite the intended effect of a stop sign, upon reflection.
How Have They Been Eating Their Burgers?
After cooking your burger, simply tear it apart and roll it into a sausage-like shape. Anyone who eats their burgers differently is just plain strange.
They Really Take The Whole Sign-Writing Boss Very Seriously.
Sure, here’s a rewritten version of the paragraph:
Their boss instructed them to write on the board, and they executed it perfectly! Considering it’s almost Christmas, let’s give them a break!
“I found a downtown SF Easter egg.”
An Italian plumber is eager to find out where these mushrooms are hiding. However, it might be best not to disclose their location, as he’s trying to reduce his mushroom intake.
“Just a little boost to reach this gas station roof.”
“One person noted that their primary concern was ensuring compliance with the requirement they had previously been reprimanded for, which stipulated adherence to standards three levels above.”
“What a great way to advertise a movie.”
At this stage, most theaters probably don’t even need extensive advertising for screening this film. Moviegoers currently expect it to be a staple feature, reliably playing whenever they visit the cinema.
“I salted the sidewalk, boss.”
Maybe their intention was simply to prevent slugs and demons from roaming this street? It seems rather harsh to me, but who knows.
“Boss ordered. Not my job to argue with boss.”
Regularly trimming the snow on your property is crucial! Allowing snow to grow unchecked can lead to various issues down the line.
“There was a weird little surprise inside my sugar cone wrapper.”
“I usually start by nibbling on the cone before unwrapping it. Sometimes, I even indulge in a bit of the wrapper itself,” shared one avid wrapper-eater.
They Are Just Getting Ready For The Future!
Perhaps the individual who posted this overlooked their actions entirely. Alternatively, they might have earnestly intended to prepare for the year 2202.
Now That Is How You Fix A Wall!
“Boss, you told me to brick up the wall, and that’s exactly what I did.”
“I was expecting you to seal them in, you know, like a proper wall.”
“Well, you should have been more specific about that.”
“This chair is 211 and not 404.”
The sheer irony of chair 404 being “not found” is truly remarkable. I’m starting to wonder if this was deliberately done. It seems too perfectly intentional, doesn’t it?
“This toothbrush without bristles I found today at the supermarket.”
The idea of spreading toothpaste onto this lump of plastic and then bashing it against your teeth is going through me. What a way to keep your teeth in the best possible health!
Can You Find The Hidden Otter?
That otter appears thoroughly exasperated by being used as a hidden Easter egg! It’s remarkable how adorable it manages to be even while conveying such clear annoyance!
“On the back of a tag on a kid shirt I thrifted.”
I’m curious about other potential applications for this. Someone suggested it might apply to a burrito, though I’m not entirely convinced of that idea.
“My girlfriend and I fought and didn’t talk for 3 days so I sent her an Amazon gift with this as the message.”
This person later wrote, “She and her family found it amusing,” so I suppose it worked out in the end.
“To purchase tobacco products, you must be at least two years old.”
“Wow, they’re really relaxing the rules on smoking, and personally, I think it’s a positive change! There are far fewer restrictions on smoking around kids these days.”
“I found Pac-Man in my onion today!”
“As you continue eating this onion, I can only imagine the sound of PacMan’s demise echoing with every bite. Though, that could become annoying pretty fast.”
“This bass guitar I found at a local music shop.”
I see this more like a baritone banjo. Playing it and listening to its sound, I imagine it’s akin to a deep, resonant hum, perhaps resembling a low-octave bee buzzing.
“Don’t worry, I put the air vent in boss.”
You don’t actually need a working vent; it’s more about having the look of one. I mean, they don’t really serve any practical purpose anyway!
Why Bother Checking Your Spelling?
Maybe this is about motorcycles crafted from traditional farming implements. They seem like they would be incredibly uncomfortable to ride, almost too difficult to imagine.
Thanks For Making The Stairs So Accessible!
“Most of the ramp is complete, so couldn’t they just manage a few stairs?”
“I don’t think you quite grasp the purpose of our project, Dave.”
“Florida Man Spells School Wrong, Twice.”
Spelling something wrong once can be seen as a mistake, but doing it twice is inexcusable. Perhaps he was aware of the error but intentionally repeated it to avoid detection.
“There was an attempt to make a kitty door in a door.”
I believe the only truly unforgivable thing here are those Crocs. Then again, could they be one of those cases where something is so bad that it circles back around to being good? I’m undecided.
“It was supposed to say ‘Fashion Art.’”
They must have intended it to say “Fashion Fart” for some reason, don’t you think? It’s hard to believe no one on the design team noticed. Perhaps “fashion fart” is some trendy concept that I’m just not catching onto.
