
I believe I speak for most people when I say that humans aren’t psychic. Despite our efforts to discern signs and patterns, events often unfold unexpectedly, catching us off guard. Regrettably, some of these occurrences are… negative. Similar to the items listed here.
“My friend was supposed to take the SAT today.”

Based on the uploader’s detailed comments, it appears the test was abruptly canceled on the same day, catching everyone off guard. Such last-minute actions seem unnecessarily harsh.
“Someone accidentally set off the fire suppression system in a military hanger.”

I find this incredibly amusing. That fire suppression system must be incredibly powerful if it almost completely covered an entire helicopter.
Dropped my wedding ring this morning.”

Everyone in the responses offered suggestions for replacement or repair, yet the most heartbreaking aspect remains the mere fact that it occurred. The sentimental value attached makes it particularly poignant, you know?
“My fiancé ordered lingerie, website said discrete packaging. Still live with my dad.”

Which is more troubling: your dad knowing those are for your fiancé, or him believing they’re meant for you?
“Today I learned my yard turns into a gigantic mud pit when it rains.”

In spring, indulge in plenty of mud baths! Beneficial for your skin, you’ll radiate a healthy glow just in time for summer.
“My son is allergic to almost everything.”

“So… what next? Keep him indoors indefinitely, where the biggest risk he faces is dust?”
“My car dealer posts their competitors prices, even though the competitors are almost exclusively cheaper.”

“Why look elsewhere!” They seem to overlook the plethora of reasons right in front of them on the table.
“Construction workers have my home office looking exactly like Dexter’s kill room.”
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Are you absolutely certain those are merely construction workers? Completely certain?
“Mirrors on tissue box make it almost [invisible].”

Someone is bound to inadvertently punch that at some point, and by “someone,” I definitely mean myself. Apologies in advance.
“This icicle on my apartment building is almost 2 stories tall.”

Here’s a rewritten version: “That’s turned into a safety risk. If it ever breaks and falls, you’d better pray you’re not nearby.”
“My houseplants exploded while I was at work today. Dog says she didn’t see what happened, but she put a blanket on it just to be safe.”

“It was thoughtful of her to clear away the debris, aiming to prevent any possible future incidents that she clearly had no part in.”
“I work at a grocery store. One of my cashiers tried to roll a watermelon across the scale.”

Could you confirm if they simply rolled it, or could it have been dropped from a height of six feet?
“I live in Norway and am allergic to cold weather.”

I despise the cold, but witnessing this has convinced me that I’ll never grumble about venturing out in chilly weather again.
“A friend of ours sent my wife and I the only photo they found from their wedding that my wife was in.”

“I can’t decide whether her face is more beautiful than the faces of everyone around her.”
“The lid was a bit tight.”

“At least the glass came off in a neat little ring! It’s still unfortunate, but at least it didn’t shatter.”
“Accidentally ordering the wrong size pizza boxes.”

“I suppose the only option now is to start making larger pizzas. What a pity. I’ll go ahead and order two.”
“I almost ate a praying mantis that was in my salad.”

“Not even bugs scare me, but this has quickly become my worst nightmare. Good thing I’ve never been a fan of salads!”
“Don’t leave your kayak out in the sun.”

“This shouldn’t be an issue. Seriously, nobody should be concerned about this. Does the rest of the photo depict this car in what looks like the fires of hell?”
A Lesson In Patience.

This statue concluded that the optimal path to inner peace involved being inside a car.