Experiencing a rare eureka moment is unparalleled. It can lead to groundbreaking discoveries, propelling humanity forward. Yet, sometimes it can be utterly disappointing, like realizing you resemble an ice-pop stick!
Now, enjoy these 12+ individuals who brilliantly connected the dots!
“Found this picture of my sister and I taken right about the time I realized that we were keeping her and I was no longer an only child.”
“Yeah, she’s cool, but a bit loud. When’s she leaving?”
“Errr, well…”
“Are we keeping her then?”
“I ain’t drawing no straws, I’m for killing that goddamn thing right now.”
Posted by someone: “When my wife had an ultrasound for our first child, I photographed the printout for her to share on WhatsApp with friends and family. Instead, I accidentally sent her this xenomorph image, and she shared it with everyone before realizing what it was. She was not amused.”
“Bet he gets hammered on cloudy days.”
“Oh, watch out, Dave, a cloud is coming over.”
“Quick, get a beer! We have a small window of allowed drinking time!”
“This don’t drink and drive warning.”
“I think we should be more polite to drunk drivers, you know, from a point of view of kindness to discourage them.”
“…I strongly disagree.”
“The reason cats don’t want to take a bath.”
Indeed, they resemble horrific aliens hatched from jelly eggs. By the way, the cat on the left looks like me when I’m hungover and attempt to take a shower to freshen up.
“A restaurant worker drew this on my to go box.”
“Dave, we’ve warned you about drawings on the boxes. What did we tell you?”
“That they’re really good and I should continue?”
“Dave…you know that’s not what we said.”
“Navajo tour guide insisted he take a pic of us because it was ‘THE money shot.’ Didn’t notice until later. I wasn’t even mad…”
How do you not grasp what’s happening here right away? Perhaps it’s because I still think like a teenager.
“Replaced a picture of Jesus at my parent’s house with a picture of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Three months and counting without them noticing.”
Well, hello there. The person who managed this is truly bold.
“For all the punners.”
The pun is undeniably excellent, but there’s something hilariously amusing about the tapir’s drawing. Probably those eyes!
“Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying ‘I’ve got a clear one’.”
Jesus, this is one of the daddest dad jokes ever, causing a groan.
“Baker lost something. Wonder he noticed or not…”
He’ll likely realize what happened when a lawsuit for someone eating glass comes his way.
“Offered to clean the house for ‘husband points’ while the wife was out of town. Hired a maid but didn’t check the work. Busted!”
How can you not clean the house yourself? Absolutely disgraceful! (He says, having only touched a vacuum cleaner a few times in his life.)
“Apparently the boy was the only one who understood the point of the picture…”
Worrying that only the kid noticed the banana’s shape as a smile. Why didn’t the photographer mention it and take another picture?!
“Kids came and told me water was coming from the laundry room and looked like it started at the washer. Buncha comedians in my house…”
Seems like this person’s kids are challenging his role as the household’s official dad joke master.
“Working in someone’s house wondering why the cat kept staring at me. Ten minutes later noticed it was a bag of food.”
In all fairness, it fooled me too at first. I wondered why they were keeping their cat in the bin.
“The coolest cat I ever did bee.”
I don’t know how the poster realized that cats and bees were the cutest combo ever, but thank God they did.
“Delivered a package this morning. Think I nailed it.”
To be fair, I know people in my life who would totally miss that and walk right over it. And yes, I am one of those people.
“My daughters job only allows black pants and no rips. Her normal pair was still in the washer so she hacked it. Will it work?”
I mean, it’s quite ingenious. But how do they not have more than one pair of non-ripped black pants?!
“I was wondering why I kept getting weird looks at school today. Then my SO pointed this out…”
Ah, that’s incredibly unfortunate! The designers obviously didn’t consider this design before sending it into production!
“When I played ‘incest,’ my great Grama pointed out I could have played ‘nicest.'”
Someone accurately pointed out that playing “incest” results in the possibility for “incestuous.”
“My cousin couldn’t figure out why his dog kept pissing on his bed since he bought the new pet stain remover.”
Didn’t know it existed! People should read labels before buying!
“I think my dog is planning an escape. I found his shiv.”
“Buttons, I found your shiv, you know what this means, right?”
“I lose all of my privileges.”
“Lately I’ve been having a craving for grilled cheese, then I noticed my calendar and it all made sense.”
Great, now I’m craving grilled cheese too! Excuse me for a moment. This urge won’t pass quickly.
“Grandpa mows the yard every week in a grey shirt that has Yamaha written on the back with black letters. My Grandma just noticed this.”
This shows I need to be more careful about what I wear in the sun! Alternatively, I could go for some interesting Yamaha tan-style tattoos.
“About two pieces in we noticed a pattern on our pizza.”
I know what they should look like, but that’s a pretty efficient way to spread pepperoni around. It’s a bit sad to think about, but I can’t help it!
“My friend told me that I look like a popsicle stick.”
Looking at this person’s arms makes me wince. How did they not feel themselves burning? Also, it’s making me crave ice cream.
“I graduate from my master’s program next Sunday so I thought this would be appropriate.”
Tiger King memes and nihilism—this person nailed the Reddit code for the moment, didn’t they?
“I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out who Tom is, and what his onion picking skills have to do with my sandwich.”
The poster had to clarify with an update: “For those who don’t get it, it’s an abbreviation of what I ordered on my sandwich: Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, and Onion. The sandwich also had turkey, but they didn’t list it for some reason.”
“Tell me why I thought this lady’s hair was a dog wearing sunglasses.”
It could still be… I’m not entirely unconvinced. Even dogs go out for a meal sometimes. Is that so wrong?
“I didn’t think toilet lids came in different sizes.”
It looks like it’s smirking at you, as if it knows you just messed up and is mocking you for it.
“Some guys at my school passed around a pineapple shirt on picture day.”
Imagine if more people committed to this… They could have fooled future generations into thinking their school uniform was a cool-as-hell pineapple shirt.
“Saw something odd on the Price is Right this morning.”
Wasn’t this trend popular amongst tween girls in 2012? It feels a bit late to be trying it out now. Then again, that hat also looks like it’s from 2012, so maybe it’s a period piece.
“She said absolutely NO sesame seeds.”
According to the user who posted this, he placed the order, but his wife picked it up. When they saw her, they made sure to double-check for sesame seeds. Both the husband and the employees are the heroes here.
“I thought they were announcing the death of their child.”
Man, he looks really excited, which is surprising no matter how you read the sign.
“My girlfriend’s grandma thought the iPad was a cutting board.”
At least it had a case on it? Not sure if most cases can withstand full-on slices, but if it did, at least it speaks to the quality.
“My teacher friend saw a student checking the time too often during a test.”
Cheating technologies may have improved, but students often forget that it’s more about the technique than anything else.
“Was told not to take an umbrella because there was one in the car.”
Hey, you can just leave it if you don’t want to use it. I’m sure the rain never bothered you anyway.
“Grandma likes to get us puzzles for Christmas. She thought it was an elf.”
Yoda’s species is a mystery in the Star Wars universe, and it has never been officially revealed. Therefore, he cannot be considered an elf or any known species. Yoda’s true species remains one of the most significant secrets in the Star Wars franchise.
“Get him a bed they said.”
“Told the wife I was going to get my ear pierced. She said absolutely not. Ordered a set of magnetic ones. She will flip when she gets home.”
And you can use them in the future too! Hopefully, your wife doesn’t make you get rid of them for tricking her. Here’s hoping for her sense of humor.
“It’s supposed to be a hand pointing to me. Happy Mother’s Day.”
I’m also confused by the fish or shovels—or whatever it is—kissing at the bottom of the page here.
