Product reviews can be incredibly helpful for ensuring you purchase the right item. That is, they would be if people could stay serious for more than five minutes.
From individuals causing themselves significant injuries to blaming household gadgets for ruining their marriages, here are 12+ of the funniest Amazon reviews on the internet today.
Waw! Wat A Great Edea!
A great gift for birthdays!
The Most Elaborate Murder Plot Ever
Ah, the perfect crime… or is it? That is, unless you purchase this incredibly reliable product! Looks directly into the camera and raises the product to eye level.
*KAW! KAW!*
“Penguin Screams!”
Fart Amplification Gel
“Never before has the term ‘interlocking silencer’ been employed in such a hilariously absurd context. I give this review a perfect score of 5 out of 5, as it had me laughing until I audibly broke wind once more.”
“A Rock Solid Buttocks”
I believe I’ve also seen that last sentence used as a critique of someone’s Tinder bio.
The Most Wholesome Selfie Stick Review Ever
Next time you find yourself on vacation complaining about the abundance of selfie sticks (and trust me, I’ve complained plenty), consider that those little gadgets helped this gentleman capture the best photo of himself in six decades!
Samsung S10 In Clay Grey
I especially appreciate that despite having to verify their purchase, the review still portrays the lump of clay as the S10 model in Prism Black with 128 GB storage. It’s amazing what they can achieve with clay these days.
This Horse’s Head Saved My life
Seriously though, anyone who’s spent time in one of these knows just how incredibly uncomfortable they are. I once thought it’d be hilarious to dress as BoJack Horseman for a Halloween party in one. Within ten minutes of arriving, I realized it was a monumental error in judgment.
Plug it In And Watch Your Menial Quarrels Become Your Primary Quarrels!
Are you tired of arguing over who’s hogging the charger? With this 4-port charger, you’ll be back to debating about more interesting topics like personal quirks and celebrity obsessions in no time!
No Complaints.
Considering my granddad’s personality, there would undoubtedly be complaints. Not even death could stop him from returning something!
0/10 Would Wear These Shorts Again
“I can confidently say that I would rate this review as ‘0/10, Would not imagine revisiting!'”
Not Transparent Enough.
Please note that snorkel and goggles are not provided.
Agony Brush
The mental image alone is disturbing, not to mention trying to imagine the sensation.
“Beds should look like beds”
There are a surprisingly large number of these that focus on the welfare of people’s mothers-in-law, which is quite alarming.
“We’ve even incorporated it into our lovemaking.”
I absolutely do not want to know how they managed to integrate something of that form and purpose into sexual activities.
Speaking As A Non-Lactating Male
“When someone begins with ‘As a non-lactating male,’ you can expect the conversation to take an unusual turn.”
I’d Say These Worked Just As Well As They Should Have.
In my opinion, there’s never been a more ideal moment to employ a multitude of kazoos than when drowning out Westboro Baptist Church protesters. A perfect 5-star rating is entirely fitting for such an occasion.
At Least We Know The Video Monitor Works?
Perhaps this wasn’t precisely what they expected to discover, but it’s evident this customer is thoroughly pleased. Now they have a clear understanding of the situation upstairs. On a different note, does Amazon sell exorcism kits?
The Perfect Way To Get Nothing Done Ever.
If I were to create my own waffle keyboard, I’m certain I’d spend the entire day marveling at its deliciousness on my desk, utterly unable to focus on work. Therefore, potential buyers, beware: owning this product brings both joy and distraction.
ASK ME HOW GOOD THIS COFFEE IS. I DARE YOU.
Is anyone else picturing this individual jittering with the delightful buzz of caffeine flowing warmly through their veins? I am. Honestly, I’m slightly envious that it’s not me experiencing that.
What A Handy, Dandy, Does-Everything-Possible Tool.
“I actually own this tool as well. While trying to cut the tag off a shirt, I suddenly lost consciousness. When I regained awareness, I found that I had miraculously installed a completely new kitchen for my mom, complete with stainless steel appliances, marble tiles, and heated floors. Quite astonishing.”
3.5
How Dare It?!
I’m really upset, and honestly, I just want everyone to read these reviews to avoid making the same error.
$119,999.99 For A Curved Television? Count Me In!
To be honest, this TV is ridiculously expensive, but I pretty much react the same way whenever I spend more than $20 on anything. Well, except for food—somehow, that never bothers me.
Nah, I’m Sure It’s Not Important.
I wouldn’t stress over this too much. It’s just a cover for the exhaust pipe, after all. What’s the worst-case scenario, really?
Just…Please Never Do This, Okay? It’s For Your Own Good.
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We’ve all heard unsettling tales about black lights in hotel rooms, but in this instance, I believe that sometimes, ignorance truly is bliss.
How Silent Is This “Silent” Mouse Exactly? Well…
Is that response satisfactory? Yes, it’s that quiet.
There Are Definitely Some Pros And Cons Here For Sure.
In my opinion, the ability to read minds alone justifies the entire experience. Sure, there may be some nerves involved, and you might lose sensation in your face, but being able to read minds? That’s the real payoff.
Worst Tent Ever.
I’m relieved that this individual managed to create their own tent after the $349 one let them down.
“Worked Like A Charm.”
Here’s a revised version: “That’s one strategy to ensure an empty seat next to you on the bus. Alternatively, you could blow your nose into your hands, open a container of strongly scented fish, or wear a MAGA hat.”
I’d Definitely Call This Review “Helpful”.
“This is a beautiful display of progress, folks. I believe the absence of one star reflects the profound self-discovery this individual experienced, rather than a critique of its efficacy.”
What’s The Difference?
I’m much more intrigued by learning about this yodeling pickle than I am by listening to anything Justin Bieber releases. And that’s a solid truth.
This Teddy Bear Has Definitely Seen Some Things.
While I can’t verify the reviewer’s speculation, it’s undeniably amusing and raises curiosity about what happened to the teddy bear before it was shipped. The public demands answers, Amazon!
Okay, Now I Feel Like I Need To Try This Mattress Topper For Myself.
This individual has a knack for crafting compelling messages that pique consumer interest. Perhaps they should contemplate a career in marketing?
This Is One Happy Customer!
“I’d say that was money well invested, don’t you think? It seems like this sticker has made a difference in some lives, and I’m eager to see how it will impact mine.”
What More Do You Need To Know?
This reviewer gladly confirms that the rice cooker performs exactly as promised—it effectively cooks rice. Ultimately, fulfilling its primary purpose is all that matters to us. Rated 5 out of 5 stars.
The Cricut Explore Air 2 Mint DIY Cutting Machine Ruined My Marriage!
Sometimes couples gradually grow apart, sometimes the spark inexplicably fades away, and sometimes your wife decides to purchase a Cricut Explore Air 2 Mint DIY Cutting Machine. Such stories are as timeless as they come.
It’s A Review For Lighter Fluid, That Is All.
Are you interested in learning about lighter fluid? If you’re seeking a comprehensive review, this is the one for you.
Stiches Not Included
It might not be the exact testimonial they were expecting, but it’s still quite positive!
