I have a natural curiosity, which often stems from not knowing a lot. I tend to ask many questions because confusion comes easily to me. These traits are neither good nor bad; they’re simply the reality.
1. I know what happened here (after all, I do live in Canada), but I’m more curious as to how long it takes to make that tree go timber
“I rarely catch it in mid-chomp; usually, I arrive after it has already formed into a dam.”
2. Never has a plant given me the heebie-jeebies so badly
This plant reminds me of all the plants I’ve inadvertently overwatered and killed, as if they’re haunting me with their resemblance.
3. I prefer clear pop…so now I’m left wondering if I like clear pop or I just like the IDEA of clear pop, because this Coca-Cola is breaking all the rules
Sure, here’s a rewritten version: “Do I enjoy the flavor of something transparent? What does transparency taste like, anyway?”
4. Are the ants trying to speak with us??? Is this a warning? SHOULD WE BE PANICKING?
If I encountered this, I wouldn’t stop to take a picture; instead, I’d quickly flee from the ants.
5. It’s things like this that make me wonder if people really love their job, or are they just really bored?
Sure, here’s a rewritten version: “Regardless of the path they choose, I fully support them and wish them the very best.”
6. They’re nice shoes, but I’m going to need you to focus on the shadow
Sure, here’s a rewritten version: “Because it resembles a tiny figure scaling a mountain, and who would even notice that while walking?”
7. Why aren’t all volleyballs used as a homage to the best volleyball that ever did exist?
Here’s a rewritten version: “Perhaps it’s intended to help players concentrate on the game rather than being distracted by incessant chants of ‘WILLLSOOOOOON!'”
8. I have never seen a bathing suit that I wanted more
I would wear this outfit constantly, relishing every curious glance it attracts.
9. Is it a can? Is it a bottle? NO! IT’S THE COTTLE!
“I’m unsure about the ban, and I don’t fully grasp its purpose.”
10. I will never not find it interesting that if you keep your wooden boat underwater, it helps preserve it.
“I understand it may sound confusing, but it’s a legitimate concept.”
11. A teacup that hides a tiny face that you can only see when it’s held up to the sun
“Why not do it? It seems like a good idea!”
12. Tbh, this seems like a bad idea, but okay
The larger the sharpener, the larger the blade, and that sounds like trouble. ¯(ツ)/¯
13. Let’s get past the fact that this is just a super cool idea I wish I had found when I went camping
“And consider this: if you’re French, you’re entitled to a longer shower. Isn’t that surprising?”
14. Whoever buys that large sharpener is clearly buying it for this large pencil
“Both of which are entirely practical yet strange.”
15. It’s an air bubble…I think?
“And when that occurs. However, if you can’t return and request a croissant that hasn’t lost its best part, then that simply isn’t acceptable.”
16. WHAT CAME FIRST???
Is it the pear or the light bulb that drinks?
Technically, it’s the light bulb because the pear grows INSIDE it. That’s right—because anything is possible.
17. I’m not meaning to be rude or anything but this plant is kind of a prick
Sure, here’s a revised version: “The plant definitely needs more water or some other treatment to help settle it down.”
18. Someone just has to know that selling these two together will make me — and hopefully everyone — ask a lot of questions
What is your true intention in assisting people?
19. I did not know that keys could have holes instead of the edges — that might have a proper name to them, but I’m not sure what it is
“I’m eager to see where this key fits into the lock.”
20. This is either the most sneaky ad I’ve ever seen, or this little fella REALLY loves a good ol’ Big Mac
“I’m loving it,” goes the familiar jingle.
21. If this isn’t the most beautiful grocery store you’ve ever seen, then, well…I need to go shopping where you shop
Sure, here’s a rewrite: “A former theater transformed into a dairy section? That sounds absolutely heavenly.”
22. I will never get bored of discovering new, inventive ways to bottle things
This ingenious pairing is like oil and vinegar, and now I desire a similarly exquisite container for my home.
23. It may look like this glass straight-up melted, but don’t be fooled — this is maybe the most graceful shattered glass I have ever seen
“Such elegance, such magnificence.”
24. The ratio between avocado and the pit is almost always disappointing. It practically never, ever goes this well
How lucky is this person with good food fortune?! You could make a ton of guacamole with that!
